After coming into contact with FAO agents, a shadowy international organisation counting the USA and Israel as members, it has emerged that over 40,000 proud Egyptian cows have been infected with a deadly Western disease.
The foreign hands brought the British foot-and-mouth disease from Libya to Egypt by smuggling infected foreign cows through secret tunnels, according to Minister of Agriculture Mohammed Rida Ismail. It is likely the sick English cows were air-dropped into Libya during NATO’s bombing campaign last year.
Dark forces are at work destabilising Egypt by striking at its domestic food production capabilities. These agents have the blood of over 4.5 thousand Egyptian cows on their foreign hands.