The Foreign Hands Are Listening To You

Your State TV loves you, dear children of Egypt. So please listen to its advice, and listen well: Don’t Talk to Foreigners!

Really?! Don’t help the foreign hands destabilise this country again, at the peak of its 7,000 year history. Don’t tell spies you spent one hour standing with your face in a brother’s armpit on the Metro. Don’t tell spies you spent 5 le on foul this morning, when it only cost 1.5 le one week ago. And definitely don’t tell spies about your top-secret job as a data entry clerk at the Ministry of Water.

Really?! The dark forces of Mossad, MI6, and the CIA will use these sensitive state secrets to sow further chaos and infect your vulnerable minds.

Really?! Every word has a price; a word can save a nation!


About Lawrence of Arabia

I am a foreign hand. I meddle in Egypt's internal affairs.
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