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The Foreign Hands Are Listening To You

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Lawrence of Arabia

Your State TV loves you, dear children of Egypt. So please listen to its advice, and listen well: Don’t Talk to Foreigners! Really?! Don’t help the foreign hands destabilise this country again, at the peak of its 7,000 year history. Don’t … Continue reading →

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Foreign Hands Infect Egypt’s Cows

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Lawrence of Arabia

After coming into contact with FAO agents, a shadowy international organisation counting the USA and Israel as members, it has emerged that over 40,000 proud Egyptian cows have been infected with a deadly Western disease. The foreign hands brought the … Continue reading →

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