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The Foreign Hands Are Listening To You

Your State TV loves you, dear children of Egypt. So please listen to its advice, and listen well: Don’t Talk to Foreigners! Really?! Don’t help the foreign hands destabilise this country again, at the peak of its 7,000 year history. Don’t … Continue reading

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Foreign Hands Infect Egypt’s Cows

After coming into contact with FAO agents, a shadowy international organisation counting the USA and Israel as members, it has emerged that over 40,000 proud Egyptian cows have been infected with a deadly Western disease. The foreign hands brought the … Continue reading

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